Good Grief, William? How many doughnuts did you eat after Mass this morning?
"What?" he asks as if everything is perfectly normal.
"William?" we ask through half-covered smiles, "Why are you so FAT?" 
"Oh, that. These pants didn't fit, so I stuffed them. Now they fit."
(People falling down laughing at this point, running for their cameras...)
Inside the pants:  one long scarf, one pair of Minion pajama pants, and one super hero cape.
Perfect get-up for sledding.  Padding all around and his pants won't fall off.
Crazy kid. 

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