Good Grief, William? How many doughnuts did you eat after Mass this morning?
"What?" he asks as if everything is perfectly normal.
"William?" we ask through half-covered smiles, "Why are you so FAT?"
"Oh, that. These pants didn't fit, so I stuffed them. Now they fit."
(People falling down laughing at this point, running for their cameras...)
Inside the pants: one long scarf, one pair of Minion pajama pants, and one super hero cape.
Perfect get-up for sledding. Padding all around and his pants won't fall off.