Thursday, September 30, 2010

The Feast of St. Jerome

The Last Day of September, 2010
One of the first Doctors of the Church, St. Jerome  (c. 347 – 420) is widely known as the translator of the Bible into Latin (the Vulgate), but he was also the author of many other works.  He penned many letters and theological treatise, chiefly in defense of the Faith, arguing against the Arian heresy, rampant in his time, and defending the doctrine of the perpetual virginity of the Blessed Mother, as well a attacks against Christian pious practices, the cultus of martyrs and relics, the vow of poverty, and clerical celibacy.  After St. Augustine, St. Jerome is the most prolific writer of the ancient Christians. 

We most often see St. Jerome in art pictured in his ascetic monastic cell or in the desert, and he was very much attracted to the ascetic life, but spent a good part of his life in more courtly places, while continuing always to lead a simple monastic life.  He was ordained a priest in 378, but only received the honor with the stipulation that he not be appointed pastor of a church, as he felt his calling was to be a recluse, to live a monastic life.   He was a counsellor of Pope Damasas (Chair of Peter 366-384), serving as secretary of the council deciding over the problem of the schism in Antiochin the 380s.  Jerome aquitted his duties so well that the pope kept him in Rome as his own secretary, and set him in charge of "cleaning up" the copies of the New Testament and the Psalms which had suffered already by poor copying and translation. This was the beginning of St. Jerome's work on the Vulgate. 

In the 1890s, Pope Damasus having died, and having had enough of city life, St. Jerome moved to the Holy Land, making for himself a monastic cell outside of Bethlehem.  By the early 400s, he had completed his translation of the Bible, making his way through the Old Testament, even learning a new language (Chaldaic) in his scholarly pursuit of perfection.  By the time he had finished, St. Jerome had translated or "corrected" all the books of the Old and New Testament except the Books of Wisdom, Ecclesiasticus, Baruch, and the two Books of the Maccabees.    Leading always a life of purity and prayer, St. Jerome's God-given gift for languages and his knowlege and understanding of Sacred Scripture made him the ideal candidate for this undertaking of the Blessed Trinity.

*  St. Jerome is very often depicted with a lion and is associated with the medieval story in which the saint's charity in pulling a thorn from a lion's paw makes a pet of the lion.  In art, this Doctor of the Church usually has a lion reclining at his feet as he writes with a feather in a big book, indicating the Bible. Ther is, however, no mention of a pet lion in any of the multitudinous letters St. Jerome wrote in his lifetime, nor any other documentation of such an alliance.  It's believed that this story was transferred to St. Jerome from the tradition of St. Gerasimos, a monk also of the fifth century.  The confusion is easily forgiven, though, because a lion seems such an appropriate symbol for as strong and unflinching a champion of the Faith as St. Jerome.

St. Jerome died on September 30th, 420.  His relics lie in the Sistine Chapel in St. Mary Major Basilica in Rome.

St. Jerome, Confessor, Doctor of the Church, Father of the Vulgate, Pray for us!

* Here's a coloring page from a Durer Albrecht engraving -- and here's another one, same artist .

* You can find super instructions for making a lion cake to celebrate St. Jerome's feast here or here.  Or you could make a book cake to symbolize the Bible -- instructions here or here (video).  Or you could make an owl cake, as an owl is sometimes used to indicate the wisdom and scholarship of St. Jerome.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Feast of St. Michael the Archangel

Eugène Delacroix. St. Michael Defeats the Devil. 1854-1861. Oil and virgin wax on plaster.
 Saint-Sulpice, Paris, France.

Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who prowl throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen.

Happy nameday to all our favorite Michaels and Michelles out there -- but especially our own Michelle who was named especially for this great archangel!

The Third Name


Anna, listening to a secret Julia is telling her...

The Naming of Cats

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,


It isn't just one of your holiday games;

You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter

When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.

First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,

Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,

Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--

All of them sensible everyday names.

There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,

Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:

Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--

But all of them sensible everyday names.

But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,

A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,

Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,

Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?

Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,

Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,

Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-

Names that never belong to more than one cat.

But above and beyond there's still one name left over,

And that is the name that you never will guess;

The name that no human research can discover--

But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.

When you notice a cat in profound meditation,

The reason, I tell you, is always the same:

His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation

Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:

His ineffable effable

Effanineffable

Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

~ T.S. Eliot

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is Julia Ravenlocks with Cathy...

You can drape her over your shoulder and take her anywhere.
She is a hugger and gently wraps her paws around your neck when you hold her on your chest.
She would never consider grabbing hold of you with her sharp claws because

She is a trusting cat.
Though she knows how to use those sharp claws.
She's a farm cat; a good mouser.

She just loves mice.

In the way that only a cat can love a mouse.

In a different way, though, she loves everyone around her,  including the dogs,
But she is special friends with Anna.
Julia Ravenlocks has not told us her third name, but Anna may know it.
I think it's a closely guarded secret between them.
(Anna is a well-known cat-girl and I think all cats tell her their third name.)

The rest of us just call her by her "sensible everyday name," Julia, and she comes.
Sometimes.
And sometimes she just looks at us quizzically and walks the other way.
Because she's a cat, and a cat can't have her people thinking they've figured her out.
Even though she loves us. 

And we love her back.




Monday, September 27, 2010

Because It Doesn't Take Much To Amuse Us

 Pick Your Nose Cups:

Cathy (9)

Jon (19)

Theresa (11)

William (4)

Me (lovely shot, huh? Not too far off from my own nose, tho'...)

Aunt Nina (who's always wanted to pick another nose)
(Ahahaha! Don't hit me, Nina!  Good thing you live so far away...)snickersnicker

You can find these cups at many party stores, those creative cooking stores you often find in malls and tourist areas, or you can order some from here

(Goodness.... You know you have to have some of these!)

* More tips from your personal shopping consultant coming soon.

Simple Woman Daybook, September 27th

Outside my window... the morning sun is sparkling on the twinkling aspen leaves, just starting to turn golden on the trees in the north yard.  Noey has dragged a pile of sticks, a set of antlers (there are tons of antlers and skulls and things left here from a former owner), and a sock someone left outside up onto the back porch.  She never chews on these findings, though; she just collects them and leaves them in piles for us.


I am thinking...  "Good Heavens, is my house a mess this morning!"

I am thankful for... the health and well-being of all my children.  Everyone seems to be doing very well right now.  (And I don't take that for granted at all.)

From the kitchen ... I just got a bag full of cute little organic fingerling potatoes from our Menonite friends at the farmers' market in town.  I'm tryijng to decide what to do with them.  It's getting just brisk enough to be thinking about stew...

I am wearing... a long, cocoa- brown, three-tiered skirt; a print tee that says "London" on it, with sparkles and just enough French script legible on it for Theresa to have translated "I am wondering..."

I am creating... plans for the next art class at the children's school.  I'm looking for good autumn projects if anyone has any ideas...

I am going... to the chiropractor this afternoon.  Thankfully.  My back is killing me.

I am reading...  Father Brown  by Chesterton (again).  Quick, easy comfort-food reading for me.  Catherine is reading them, too, in a wonderful children's edition of the short stories, with free study guides we got with our purchase of the book here.

I am hoping... it's a long, drawn-out autumn season.  I love fall!

I am hearing... Cathy and William chattering down the hall.  I don't know what they're doing. But that is the only sound in the house besides my fingers tapping at the keyboard.

Around the house...  We've found one big bin of autumn decorations so far and have started sprinkling them about.  There is a long strand of colorful(faux) fall leaves now atop the kitchen cabinets; the "see-no-evil" pumpkins are perched in the middle of the dining room table; and the autumn village is set up on the little black buffet by the wood stove.  We're still missing a bunch of stuff, though, and Jack the Haystack, the traditional family scarecrow hasn't shown up yet.  Hopefully we'll get out to find the rest of our decorations in the next couple of days...

One of my favorite things ...  Pumpkin spice latte!  And on a warm fall day, pumpkin spice frappucinos are yummy, too.  We've decided, though, that we actually like our home-made version better than Starbux. It's richer -- and cheaper!  IF we could only get our hands on some canned pumpkin, though!  There's none to be found in our neck of the woods!  (Who'd ever have thunk?) And it seems to be beyond my ability to process fresh pumpkin to get the same consistency as canned.  Does anybody know a trick to do this?

Some plans for the week...  Morning class every day, but Wednesday (and Friday this week) with my 9th grade English student (Awesome Autistic Dude, Brian) and chiropractor appointments, as usual, on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday...  A trip to the Ute Indian Museum with Cathy and William and a hiking day with Catherine as an early birthday outing on Friday or Saturday.

Some pictures I'd like to share... Just a few odds and ends shots.  Since I haven't been able to download or post photos for so long, I have such a backlog, I don't know how to organize them in a meaningful way to catch up.  So, anyway...  Here are just a few miscellaneous pictures of the last couple of weeks:

Our neighbor and landlord,Cowboy Don, picking up his hay from our front pasture. 
We're leasing to own his house now; when we buy it, this will all be our hay. Part of
my novena to St. Therese this week is that this will come to pass...

Jon and my sister, Nina, came for a visit on my birthday.  It's always a big treat for the
Littles to get to see the Bigs. Here's Jon with Anna debating a chess move.

And here's Jon with Cathy.  I like this picture of the two of them.

SirLoin Jr, having a snack from Mama, Phoebe.  Ida Claire is in the background.
You can see here we haven't quite finished all the barn gate, etc.  And we're still
having issues keeping Ida in the electric fencing outside.  The stinker.  She
willingly suffers the zap to get to the grass on the other side of the electric fence.
So, for now, they're all still hanging out in the barn.

Anna, Gabe, and kitty, Julia, taking a break during an afternoon walk.  Julia's
 quite the cat; I'm gonna have to post about her...

Dominic got to come home for a visit last week.  Here he is at our favorite sports
 and trivia game hangout, playing pool with his little brothers and sisters.  He stayed in
Denver for a week and helped out my brother after his back surgery.  He's back in Omaha
now, though, getting on with the first semester of his last year in high school.
 More coming this week, in the way of catching up!  And I have to add all my favorite blogs back into my favorites bar so I can come a-visiting.  And, then I have some real catching up to do.  I've missed everyone!

See you soon!

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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Letter Home

The following is shared with permission from our eldest son, Paul, still in Officer's Training in Quantico, VA...

(Here's my son.  Can you spot him?)

Hey everybody!

Here is some Marine Corps cammie paint.  It's a little different from what I normally use, but it should work just fine.  Here are some things to remember when you apply it:
-The protruding parts of your face should be painted dark, and places like your eye sockets should be kept lighter.
- The idea behind cammie paint is to break up the outline of a human face, so you want any lines you have to not match the lines of your face - i.e., your jaw line.
- There are several basic methods:

     * Tiger Striping (where you literally imitate the stripes of a tiger)
     * Blotching (where you use large color patterns on your fac.)
     * Splotching (where you put a bunch of different colors randomly on your face.  This is easy to do, but hard to do right)

In the picture, I'm using a mixture of striping and blotching.  you can use whatever you want, though. :)

Love Paul,

P.S. Make sure I see some pictures on Mom's blog or something.


** OK, Paul, here ya go!

Dominic, working on Catherine.  (This is at the "Fall People Birthdays"
celebration, Paul, where you and Nicole were greatly missed, by the way.)
The finished product.

Jon working on Theresa (Note the concentration there...)

The finished product.

Now, Uncle Steve gets in on the fun... 
This is what he came up with for Gabe...

And here's what he thought worked for William.

Needless to say, Paul, everyone had a very good time with the cammie paint.  I recommend it for a prop at social gatherings of all ages.  (Not like this group needs props to loosen up at parties, of course...  But it was a great addition to a fun time.)  Now you have to tell us: who did the best job?  Can you leave a comment for us?

What does everyone think?  Who followed Paul's directions best?


Fall Birthday People in our family:

* My big brother (by 11 mos and 22 days), Steve (at right, in red; you can't miss him.  And trust me, you wouldn't want to, as he's a truly great guy...)

* Me, 46 on the 11th

* Niece, Paula (Steve's daughter), twenty on the 17th

* Son #4, Dominic, 17 on the 28th of September


(Blurry images due to vibration from noise...)

* Son #1, Paul, will be 23 on October 5th

* Daughter #3, Cathy, will be double digits (10) on October 6th.

* * And Paul and Nicole's First Anniversary will be on the 10th of October!

We LOVE autumn around here.



Thursday, September 23, 2010

Up and Running!

I'm sitting here at a brand new computer, all systems loaded, ready to go!

Look out, world!

Heads Up!

The feast of our dear St. Therese is coming up on October 3rd!
For a novena to St. Therese to end on her feast day, it should be begun on Saturday, the 25th.
Some people prefer to have their novena end the day before the feast; in which case, you'd want to begin one tomorrow, the 24th.

Here are a couple of our favorite novenas to the Little Flower:


O Little Therese of the Child Jesus,
Please pick a rose for me
From the heavenly gardens
And send it to me
As a message of love.

O little flower of Jesus,
Ask God today to grant the favors
I now place with confidence
In your hands.

(Mention your specific requests)

St. Therese,
help me to always believe,
As you did,
In God's great love for me,
So that I might imitate your
"Little Way" each day. Amen



O Glorious St. Therese, whom Almighty God has raised up to aid and inspire the human family, I implore your Miraculous Intercession. You are so powerful in obtaining every need of body and spirit from the Heart of God. Holy Mother Church proclaims you 'Prodigy of Miracles... the Greatest Saint of Modern Times.' Now I fervently beseech you to answer my petition (mention here) and to carry out your promises of spending Heaven doing good on earth...of letting fall from Heaven a Shower of Roses. Little Flower, give me your childlike faith, to see the Face of God in the people and experiences of my life, and to love God with full confidence. St. Therese, my Carmelite Sister, I will fulfill your plea 'to be made known everywhere' and I will continue to lead others to Jesus through you. Amen.

Also, a lovely one, in which the prayers change each day can be found here

St. Therese of the Child Jesus and of the Holy Face,
Pray for us!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

What's Missing Here?



Not a slip of the tongue; this was read from a teleprompter.  Is anyone surprised?

Monday, September 20, 2010

Dog!

So.  The kids and Dan are still in Denver.  They're going to do some Daddy-kiddo bonding and take in the zoo and/or natural history museum.  And I get another day at home -- to clean house and enjoy having nobody coming behind me messing it up.  Ah!  Lovely.  Except...

I got up this morning, got ready for the day, turned on some morning music, put the kettle on for some chai, then opened the front door to feed the kitties and Noey, the labrador mix.  And Noey, who we've been tethering at night to keep her from wandering, had wriggled out of her tether. 

Here's the backstory to explain why that was a really bad thing:  Friday afternoon sometime, someone (a mystery person) left the door of the hen yard open and three of the chickens got out and were never retrieved.  And Noey loves chickens.  Loves them!  But, she doesn't eat them, thank heavens.  We've had to re-home several dogs because they looked at our henyard as their own private KFC.  The thing is that Noey loves to play with the chickens and, as you might guess, they do not like to play with Noey.  By the time she's given up on the idea, the chickens have gotten the worst of it; they're usually missing all their tail feathers and most of the feathers around their necks -- and they're usually in shock.  Most of them die of it.

Well, after Mass yesterday, I found one of the chickens Noey had scared witless a couple days ago and set up a temporary hen hospital on  the porch for her.  I got an old clothes basket and put it by the door in the shade with water, cut up apples and a little feed in it, with the hopes that a little down time would bring the victim back around.  I made sure Noey wouldn't bother it by tethering her, but I was a little worried that the cats might mess with the chicken, so I grabbed the closest thing to me to cover the top of the basket and weighted it with a big rock.  Stupid me, though.  The thing I grabbed was the lid of a great big bin that is temporarily on the porch waiting to be stored in pantry when I finish organizing it.  The bin was full of noodles, beans and a big bag of rice.

Remember how I said Noey had wriggled out of her tether this morning? 

Know what's all over my lawn this morning?  Fettucini, spaghetti, elbow macaroni, dried kidney beans, pearl barley, basmati rice...  Ripped up pieces of all the bags they came in.  And the newspaper that was missing yesterday -- that Noey must have hidden until this morning, so she could read it, maybe, while she munched on elbow macaroni.

=sigh=

And no kids to help clean up the mess.

Friday, September 17, 2010

It Drives Me Crazy...

* When people get themselves a glass of water, drink a couple of sips out of it, leave it on the counter or the kitchen table, then come back later for more water, get a new glass, drink a couple sips out of it, and leave that one on the counter, etc, etc, etc...

* When public figures, who are supposed to know how to speak properly -- say "jewlery" instead of "jewelry" or "nucular" instead of "nuclear" or "cannidate" instead of "candidate"...  (Don't get me started -- botched phrases and mispellings are even worse!)

* When people take my hairbrush and leave it in strange, God-forsaken corners of the house, like: smashed in the crack of the couch, hidden amidst the cookbooks in the kitchen, tucked in between the flower pots on the top of the piano, lying alone and cold on top of the chest freezer in the laundry room, sunning on the windowsill in the living room...

* When Charles Krauthammer starts taking cues from -- whom? Lindsey Graham?  Mike Castle?  (Pick your favorite Rino...)  Or maybe he's just lost his mind.  Praying to St. Dymphna for Sir Charles...

* When the kitties pull up the mums out of the big pot on the front porch and then use the pot as a litter box...

*When I am standing at the cash register with my money in hand, ready to pay for an item in hand, and the sales clerk makes me wait while s/he picks up the phone and has a long conversation about something that they do or do not have in the store with a person who may or may not ever be standing right in front of said-clerk with money in hand...

* When people drop their lunch boxes and bookbags on the floor right in front of the door, literally jumping over them to get into the house, without realizing that some of us are neither as nimble as they are nor as inclined as they are to think that this is a normal and proper thing to do...

* When slow people drive in the left lane.

* When certain labrador retrievers find their way into the RV overnight and pull the big boys' formerly safely-stored socks underwear and pillows all over the front lawn.

* When people are twelve inches from the laundry basket and throw their dirty clothes on the floor right beside it.  (What is with that?)

* When people go up the slide and block me from sliding down.

* When I write a six paragraph e-mail that gets zapped to Neverland because this ancient laptop is so schizophrenic...

* When I have a million pictures to share and a kazillion things to say, but my (thank goodness temporary, but lousy) computer set-up won't allow me to download from my camera and my old laptop is too cantankerous to absorb and utilize pop-up blocking super-heroes...

* When I can't blog or write anyone without fearing that I have a contagious disease that I may be spreading to others' computers! 

(AGH!  I'm dreadfully sorry, folks, if I've done this; it's awfully strange, but some people are getting messages that some kind of "malware" is coming through on the blog.  Which seems very odd, indeed, because it seems that if that's happening, it must be Blogger that's infected. How could it go from my computer to a general space like Blogger? But, I really don't know...  I'm very ignorant about these kinds of things.  If anyone out there knows anything about this stuff, let me know, ok?)

=sigh=  Anyway... This list was way too easy to write.  I may be needing an attitude adjustment...

Next time:  Things That Don't Drive Me Crazy

Oh And...  I haven't forgotten about homeschooling vs. conventional schooling vs. boarding away.  I'm working on it, but have decided I need to wait for my new computer to come so I can finish up the post without going crazy -- and so I can have pictures...  Thanks for being patient. :)

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Another Hitch in the Gitalong... But Hope Ahead (I think...)

So, gotta type fast because my computer is still infected with something and just signs off without warning at any random moment. (So very irritating!)  But we are getting a new computer next week.  Deo Gratias! 

But, I have a problem.  I just got an e-mail from a friend saying she couldn't get on here, because there was some kind of infection -- apparently via Facebook (?) ...  I can't figure that out because there are no links between my blog and FB. At least that I know of.  I got on to search around for signs of a virus from this end and couldn't find anything amiss.  Is anyone else getting a message?  Or has anyone had this kind of problem before?  Since I can't find anything wrong from my computer's end, I don't have a clue what to do about this...  HELP!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Oh, Good Grief!

(Can you believe this?)

Family Debate:  You remember Little Rascals ?  Buckwheat?  Boy or Girl? 
(Sorry-- deleted U-tube video of Buckwheat, for fear of its being a possible cause of a virus my blog has apparently picked up...)

Oh, and by the way, we got safely over the San Juans and back today with the cows.  No mishaps except that the truck konked out in Dolores (Colorado) on the way over, but Dan got it going again, and then, when we got there to pick up the three moomoos, only the mama cow (Phoebe) was still in her pen; the other two (calf Sir Loin, Jr, and heifer Ida Clare) had gotten out somehow and were making there way down the road, so we had to chase them down before we could load them.  And then we were twenty minutes late returning the horse trailer we rented for the trip (but, thank God in Heaven for kind and generous small town folks, the owner waited for us and we weren't charged for the delay -- and then they even tried to give us a broom that belonged to them.) It was a great day!   I'd give my eye-teeth if I could post some pictures of the new additions!  Hopefully soon, though!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Lots To Share

Are you in a comfy chair?

First of all, sorry for the unexpected bloggy absence! Our computer (which should be collecting social security) finally bit the dust and the little old laptop I'm typing on right now is no spring chicken, either.  Before the last couple days, it was basically unusable due to a very annoying virus in which the screen was blocked by pop-ups every ten seconds. Erg. But, it looks like Dan's fixes have finally taken hold and I can at least type away on here unmolested for a while.  But, I can't download pictures onto this thing, unfortunately -- and there are lots of pictures I'd like to share.

There's a Lot going on around here!  Oh, my gosh, where do I start?

Let's see...  The children are all doing great in school.  They love their teachers, all Sisters except for Mrs. Medina, and Anna says, "She's the bomb."  (Funny how the vocabulary of my last five children is so different from my first five, isn't it?)  The girls ride their bikes to school and back most days, taking a seldom used service road between the hay fields.  To the delight of the school children, our lab mix, Noey, has taken to following the kids to school every day.  She's become somewhat of a mascot; the Sisters even get her to sit at attention during the pledge of allegiance.  (One of those things I need to post a picture of!)

I'm tutoring a delightful young man four mornings a week in high school English (Grammar and Comp).  He has Asperger's Syndrome and is an amazing and wonderful person -- so incredibly smart, but with challenges to overcome that make our mornings both fun and stimulating.  On Fridays I get to teach art to the school children in bunches, starting with the K-2, then 3-5, then 6-8.  This job is totally a blast for me -- fun, fun, fun!  Here's a funny thing, though.  My K-2 children, without fail, finish their projects more quickly than the older kids. You can guess why I bet. It's such a hoot to watch how the kids approach things, relative to their age and maturity.  The Littles have no fear of something new and just jump right into it with no worry about how it'll come out; the Big Kids have to have it explained, then detailed, then explained again and then they carefully set. about. completing. the task.  And, of course their outcomes are more precise and conventional and really beautiful.  But I have a special place in my heart for those free-wheelin' Kindergarteners' work.  :o)

So, let me think...  What else is new?  Oh, yes, of course, the really big newsWe're getting milking cows!  You remember for years we had dairy goats -- and hens, and pigs, etc.  And we did do beef cows a couple of times -- without good results...  Have I told you the story of Victoria, the Angus who jumped over the moon?  Or have I painted the picture of my four boys crisscrossing the prairie hither and yon, up hills and down, sillhouetted on the horizon, one son, lasso ready, sitting on the hood of our old c. 1979 Ford truck, chasing after a stubborn brown cow with a wicked sense of humor? Those were the days...  =sigh=  And I thought they were days best relegated to fond memories...  I thought we'd just keep a few hens and a good, big garden, in these the latter days of our child raising.  I mean, well, the big boys are grown and moved away.  It's just me and the three little girls and the two littlest boys.  Dan's around, but he's very involved in his start-up business and all...  So we were going to hang up our milk pails and muckin shovels.

Until...

I saw an ad on Craigslist.  Why was I looking?  I 'm not sure I can tell you.  But, there I was, and there was the ad: Three Dexter Cattle, 3-year-old milker, 1-year heifer, 4 mo old steer calf.  $900. 

All three for only $900And here we are with a big retirement pay-out, fifteen acres of beautiful irrigated hay right out our door, and a big beautiful barn just waiting for useful employment.  And the memory of that fresh, healthful milk and the satisfaction of the self-sufficiency of it washing over me like a crisp autumn breeze surprising an Indian Summer afternoon. But... why so inexpensive?  The milker, alone, should go for well over a thousand bucks!  And Dexter cattle?  What the heck are Dexter cattle? 

Well, we corresponded with the owner, and drove over the San Juans to meet her and the cows.  She (the owner, who, by the way, was the most elegantly beautiful woman I have ever seen in mucky corduroys and work gloves) is selling them cheap because she hasn't handled them much and the heifer, especially, is pretty wild and unused to handling -- and she just wanted them outta her hair, as she's found she prefers milking goats, and she doesn't want to deal with that danged heifer who broke out of her fence and moseyed up to a bull on a neighboring property -- wherein we all surmise that said heifer is, as we say, likely "exposed," and could present with a calf in seven or eight months or so. 

And Dexters -- Here's the best part! -- are an heirloom Irish cow.  They're the smallest cow that has not been purposely bred down for size, and were traditionally used as Irish family cows, because of their hardiness and dual (actually three) purpose characteristics: they're good for milk, meat, and can be used as oxen.  Could we find something more perfect?  Now, will we actually be able to handle these half wild cows and will they let us milk them?  That's a whole other question...  (Pray for us, will ya?)

But, we did buy them, and the sweet owner said she'd keep them for us until the middle of September, so we could get ready for them.  So, the last couple of weeks we've been all in a dither, psyching up and preparing for cows.  I have been what you might call "immersing" myself in the bovine world, joining
Dexter internet societies and various cow forums (I love one I found call Keeping Milk Cows.  I've learned tons there!).  And Dan's been fitting our barn with proper stalls and a milk parlour and installing electric fencing, etc...  We're picking the girls and the calf up tomorrow, so weve had to hurry to get everything ready.  The girls are being fabulous helpers with all the fencing and collecting recipes that'll be especialy good with fresh cream...

But, unfortunately, I haven't been much real physical help with all the hard labor (and I have terrible guilt about it), because I just found out a couple weeks ago the root of the back problems I've been having for some years now.  I have degenerative disk disease.   Which stinks.  But, by the grace of God, I happened to land in a place where practices one of only two certified practicioners of a very successful chiropractic technique for this condition (the Cox technique). Which is awesome.  We're very hopeful that, not only can we put an end to the chronic back pain, but reverse at least some of the damage, and end or at least slow the progress of the degeneration.  So, it's all good.  At least now I know what the problem is and have a plan to work it out.  But...  I can't lift hay bales, and my doc says I can only milk if I dig a hole to sit in or put the cow on a ramp so I don't have to bend over to reach her udder.  Ah, well...  We'll figure that out.  (Get this.  He says I can't read, either, if it means I have to bend my neck forward.  Seriously.  Don't you think I'll find a creative solution to that restriction!  Not read?  Might as well not breathe!)

Anyway....  There may be more to tell, but I think I've bored y'all long enough!  That is, if anyone's even made it this far?  (Anyone?  Anyone?)  

But, one more thing, anyone who made it this far...  Dan is ostensibly ordering a new computer here soon.  He wants to know if I want a laptop or a desk top I  can't decide...  He says we'll get more for the money with the desk top, but lose the convenience, obviously, of the laptop...  I can't decide.  What do you think?  Regardless, I'll be so happy to have access to pictures again.  I have lots to show you!

Happy September!  (One of the best months of the year!)  Happy Birthday of Our Glorious Heavenly Mother today!  And, then the feast of her Holy Name is Sunday!  (Feasts of the Blessed Mother always fill my heart with a special happiness.)  And, I've always felt a particular honor to have my birthday snuggled up in between these two feastdays, on the 11th.  Special greetings to my beloved mother on my birthday.  ( I always thought it was the mom who should get the glory, honor and gifts on birthdays...)

Hopefully be able to get on again soon!  (Maybe even on a new computer!  Maybe even with pictures!)

Blessings to all!