It's the end of an era.
William,child number ten,at three and a half years old, is finally, 100% officially potty-trained!
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An Ode in Recognition of the Feat
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I've changed them sitting, standing, lying down;
I've changed them on car hoods, bathroom floors, all around town;
I've changed them on forest paths, in grassy parks, on stadium bleachers,
And occasionally in public restrooms appointed with hygenic diaper-changing features.
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My sweet little cherubs, all ten little dears --
Four diapers a day (estimated conservatively) over twenty-two years --
Doing what babies do... do... You know we've paid a few pipers
With countless millions of wet wipes and over thirty-two thousand diapers!
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Will I miss this season, these hectic years?
All the story books, spit-up cloths, and alligator tears?
The diaper rashes, finger plays, and tippy cup lids...
Sitting in the back pew with noisy little kids?
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Well...
Though I can't believe how fast the years go,
In a word, friends, I have to say: No.
I'm good and ready to put down the plow.
I'm looking forward to spoiling my grandkids now!