Thursday, April 16, 2009

Spring Elves



And More Spring Elves


Major construction being done on the pond. Looks like a war zone!

Look what we found at the bottom.

These are the mortal remains of two (and approximately one quarter) of the boys' army guys. When our first four boys (now all teenagers and beyond) were little, they just loved these guys. Threw them out of the tops of trees, crushed them under the wheels of bikes, drowned them in the bottom of the pond... Each one of them had specific name, rank, and character that even their mother was aware of. They were called things like Chicken Man and Irish Guy and happily suffered and gave their little plastic lives for the good of the little boy cause. What memories of my boys' childhood flooded back when I saw these bits and pieces!

Loved as only a little boy can love an action figure, the bottom of the pond may actually have been the most fitting resting place for them. We'll have to have a solemn reinterment before we finish pond reconstruction. Maybe the boys can sing a funeral dirge.

They'd like that.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Masterpieces

I waited until the children were all outside and then I did it ~ still looking over my shoulder the whole time. I folded each one into as small a square as I could, lifted up the cans of whole tomatoes at the top of the trash and tucked them down under a couple paper plates, careful to put the tomato cans back on top.

After so many years of pulling it off, I still feel pangs of guilt. Even though they'll most likely never know I do it, I can't help but feel like a kind of ingrate or traitor or something. But, I have to be practical, and they so live in the moment, little children, that an object of most dear importance one moment is forgotten the next.

I truly wish I could keep them all, but it would be impossible...

My children's masterpieces, I mean.
I've cherished every single one of them. They're so earnestly and so graciously bestowed, these most sincere of all love notes. And the innocent, whole-hearted love that colors them is more precious to me than a DaVinci would be.

But, seriously, if I kept them all, I'd be swimming now in a sea of brightly crayoned rainbows and potato head sketches. The way I figure it, at five art pieces a day during peak season (Thanksgiving through Easter, because they're indoors so much at that time), between the art-gifting ages of approximately three and ten, multiplied by all ten of my children, I would have over 10,000 pieces of paper stockpiled by now ~ not including the extra work done by my more prolific artists.

Some artwork, though, I have to save. They're either too funny to lose ~ or too perfectly illustrative of the personality of a child to just throw away. These, I tape to the insides of cupboards for their chuckle value and Dan sometimes takes the best to share with his coworkers. Then, after a while, if they've kept their value to us, we relegate them to a special "round file." A round file which we keep ~ not the trashcan.
As you might guess, we have bins and bins of children's clothing stored in one of our outbuildings. (As all big families will tell you, it's a particular kind of jinx to ever, ever get rid of baby clothes.) In a couple of these bins, in between the baby clothes, we've tucked paper towel tubes with names and dates marked on the outside. And inside of these, rolled up for posterity, are the masterpieces of days gone by: Paul's bird lists, Kevin's stick-figure war scenes, Jon's amazingly apt portraits, etc. Every so often, when we're going through our storage, we pull out the masterpiece tubes and reminisce about how quickly time flies. And, we tuck in another paper towel tube full of the art of the younger siblings.

Art like this:



Gabe says this is a portrait of his Daddy.

His Daddy says this is a good representation of how he feels by Friday afternoon.

Cow and happy girl both from Cathy about a year ago or so.

That cow still cracks me up and the little girl never fails to make me smile.

Both of these may have a permanent place on my laundry room bulletin board.

Some of Yuyum's scribblings that the girls translate to be

a balloon, a butterfly and the letter "M" ~

When the children get married, I might decide to make a gift of their artwork to their new spouses.

If I can let them go ~

the drawings, I mean.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Neat things I've found in my post-Lenten online wanderings

* Check out this beautiful blue teacup stationary from Alice at A Number of Things.

*The free bag of Dunkin Donuts coffee you just might win here.

* The cool stuff you could get at Michael's with the 40% off coupon that can be printed from here.

* The dilemma of deciding which you like better: Cheese cake or Tiramasu

* This cute garden plant marker craft (pictured at right) and free download from Craft Jr. and these instructions for decoupage garden markers.
* And all these fun ideas to turn gardening into art and science for the children.
*The free online books and illustrations at Project Gutenberg.
* This Know Your States game. (A game you can probably beat your kids playing if, like me, you've done a little traveling and taught 5th grade US Geography a few times!)
* These goofy games on the Psych site. (Which my kids beat me playing because they're quicker and more game savvy than I am...)

Simple Woman Monday, April 13th

What I've been thinking... Hallelujah! Lent is over!

Outside My Window ... The three puppies we have left (two still up for adoption and one we'll keep) are in the pen outside wrestling and playing. They grow so fast!

I am hearing... William behind me playing with a half dozen plastic monkeys. In a funny little falsetto voice he's speaking for the monkeys, saying: Help! Help! We need rescue!"

I am reading... Still working on Consecration to Mary. But, I just got a new shower curtain in my bathroom with palm trees on it, which is making me want to get my hands on another Egyptian Amelia Peabody adventure...

I am wearing... a short-sleeved, spring green, cotton turtleneck and blue jeans.

I am hoping... Kevin, Jon, Dominic, Michelle, and friend, Justin arrive safely home from Omaha tomorrow afternoon. Michelle and Kevvy drove out to sing in the Omaha choir for Easter and are bringing their brothers and justin back for a week's visit. Woohoo!

From the Learning Rooms... We're taking the week off of school to enjoy the Big Kids all being home. (Except for Paul and his fiancee, Nicole, who left to go back to college in western Colorado yesterday.)

From the kitchen... making sugar cookies and brownies today to have ready when the boys come home.

I am creating... garden plans. If we ever get a long enough stretch of good weather, we might actually, get our spring garden planted. Every time we plan to get our peas in the ground, it snows! Agh! And I have spinach, lettuce, radish and carrot seeds just waiting for their chance, too... It rained all day yesterday, which is a blessing because we needed the moisture, but now I'll need to wait for our garden beds to dry out a bit to be able to plant without a big mess. Maybe tomorrow...

I 'm thankful for... having our extended family so close together ~ in body and spirit. We got to have a long pleasant Easter visit yesterday with my parents and all my 7 brothers and sisters except for my youngest brother, David, who recently moved to Georgia. We miss our Uncle Dave! But his not being here points out how blessed we've always been to have all the children's aunts and uncles so integral to our lives. Definitely something to be grateful for!

Around the house... I think we found all the eggs (I think, I hope, I pray), but we're still picking up Easter grass...

A Few Plans For The Rest Of The Week... Ah, here's my chance to think out my wish list for when the boys are here!

* I would like to have a new cellar door built, and the trim finally finished in the dining room.
* I would like to have the garden fence finished and the latch on the front gate replaced.
* I would like to have the hole over the recently repaired front septic filled back in and the brick trim dug up around the perennial bed in the south yard and replaced.
* I would like for the boys to go through the piles of clothes in their room and tell me what needs to be donated to Goodwill and what needs to be stored until they get back for Summer vacation
* But, seeing as we only have a week to work with, the thing I'd most like is a chance to visit with each of the boys I never get to see (Jon and Dominic) and get a good assessment of where they are and what they're thinking.
Here are a few picture thoughts I'm sharing...

Holy Saturday Preparations
Inside and Out
Paul took charge of
the egg dying factory




























Easter Morning

Gabriel, Anna, Catherine, and Theresa ready for Mass
(Yuyum stayed home with the folks that went to Easter Midnight Mass)
Easter Afternoon
Gabriel's birthday party
His monkey cake, as requested...

What Gabey thought of our rendition of the Happy Birthday song...



Our oldest and our youngest hanging out together

(There are eighteen years between Paul and William!)



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Sunday, April 12, 2009

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Starting on Spy Wednesday --

So called because today marks the day in the life of Christ that Judas bargained to become the spy of the Sanhedrin, the Church celebrates the Tenebrae service, the remote beginning, actually, of the Sacred Triduum.

Kevvy and Michelle drove to Omaha yesterday to join the choir (and their brothers, Dominic and Jon) for the Tenebrae service.



Today and during the Sacred Triduum, the Matins and Lauds of the Divine Office are often sung in a haunting service known as the Tenebrae service ("tenebrae" meaning "shadows"), which is basically a funeral service for Jesus. During the Matins on Good Friday, one by one, the candles are extinguished in the Church, leaving the congregation in total darkness, and in a silence that is punctuated by the strepitus meant to evoke the convulsion of nature at the death of Christ. It has also been described as the sound of the tomb door closing. During the Triduum, the Matins and Lauds readings come from the following day's readings each night because the hours of Matins and Lauds were pushed back so that the public might better participate during these special three days (i.e., the Matins and Lauds readings heard at Spy Wednesday's tenebrae service are those for Maundy Thursday, the readings for Maundy Thursday's tenebrae service are from Good Friday, and Good Friday's readings are from Holy Saturday's Divine Office).


We won't have the Wednesday services at our parish, but our day will be busy here at home. In fact, the rest of our week will be really busy. I don't grudge the big kids participating in the liturgical week in Omaha (we will get them home the week after Easter), but, jimminy, I'll miss their faces -- and their help!


Here's our routine:


Spy Wednesday


*Spring cleaning:
Remove all the extraneous decorations around our statues, take down any winter decorations, including the Palm Sunday picture we hung on Sunday. Take our winter blankets off the backs of our couches; clean out the wood stove and store the wood basket until next fall. Sweep, mop, clean the windows, etc.


* Pretzel making (see below)
Maundy Thursday

*Finish up the cleaning
*Supper:
between 2 and 3 pm to accomodate fasting for Maundy Thursday Mass at 7:30


Lamb , asparagus with hollandaise, herbed fingerling potatoes, hot cross buns (our non-sweet version) wine


At the dinner table, everyone has a glass of wine (or Sprite with a drop of wine) and by Dan's plate we place a basket of hot cross buns (actually in our house they are rolls with a cross cut into the top before baking). After we pray grace, Dan makes the sign of the cross over each bun and hands it down the line until each member of the family has one. Then we eat our buns and drink our wine while Dan reads the Gospel of the Last Supper. After which we eat the lamb and the rest of the meal. Then, Mass in the evening, after which the oldest of us will take turns at all night adoration.


Good Friday


Friday is a quiet day. As much as we are able, we speak in quiet voices and as little as possible, in memory of the solemn events in Christ's life on good Friday. (This might be a little difficult this year, though, because Paul and Nicole will be arriving some time Friday morning to spend Easter with us!) The Littles will stay home with Dan this year, while I take Theresa (10) and Catherine (8) with me to the Tre Ore between noon and three. When we come home, we'll have the remainder of the Hot Cross buns with a simple clear broth vegetable soup that Dan will have prepared. Then we'll watch The Passion.


Holy Saturday


* Preparation and decoration day. We usually watch Jesus of Nazareth while we work this day. We'll bring out our spring wreaths and decorations. Deck out Our Lady's niche with flowers and ribbons. Make sure everyone's bathed and hair washed by bedtime. Get out everyone's Easter clothes and make sure they're pressed and ready to go for Easter Mass. Color eggs, prepare Easter goodies, and begin work on the Easter feast.


* Our extended family will meet out here at the farm Easter afternoon bringing various dishes, but we are making the ham, rolls, broccoli salad, and this year, a birthday cake for Gabriel, who will turn 5 on the big day!


*10:30 Paschal Vigil


Easter Sunday


* ...begins for us at midnight with Midnight Mass, following the Paschal Vigil,


* My sister (Bless her!) is staying home with the Littles while Dan, Theresa, Cathy, and I attend the Paschal Vigil and Midnight Mass; she'll take Anna and Gabe with her to morning Mass.

* When we get back, Dan and I will lay out all the Easter goodies and decorate the dining room table, with a place set for each child with their own special treats. And then, bedtime for us...


* ...and God willing, the children will let us sleep in!


* And then, the fun really begins in the morning. The "candy bar" will be open to all. The house will smell like ham and rolls baking. One of the big kids (maybe Paul this year?) usually hides the Easter eggs -- outdoors if the weather's good, indoors otherwise -- and we'll have a hunt after the Easter feast, which will be around 2 or 3 in the afternoon. And then, we'll have a little birthday party for Gabe in the early evening.


~ But, now, I really have to get busy.... I have a refrigerator to clean and some kiddos to organize into cleaning their rooms!

~ And just in case I don't have a chance to get back on the computer...


We all wish everyone a happy and fruitful Holy Week and a Blessed Easter!

* Here's our recipe for Soft Pretzels
(makes 12 -- but we double it -- at least)
(Go here for the fascinating history of the pretzel and its connection to Holy Week)
1 (.25 ounces) package active dry yeast
2 Tablespoons brown sugar
1 1/8 teaspoons salt
1 1/2 cups warm water
3 cups all-purpose flour
1 cup bread flour

2 cups warm water
1 Tablespoons baking soda dissolved in 6 qt. water in large pot
egg + water for eggwash
2 Tablespoons butter, melted
2 Tablespoons coarse pretzel salt or kosher salt

In a large mixing bowl, dissolve the yeast, brown sugar and salt in 1 1/2 cups warm water. Stir in flour, and knead dough on a floured surface until smooth and elastic, about 8 minutes. Place in a greased bowl, and turn to coat the surface. Cover, and let rise for one hour. Meanwhile, place parchment on cookie sheets and oil paper. After dough has risen, cut into 12 pieces. Roll each piece into a 2 to 3 foot, finger-thick rope. With the rope, make a U, cross the ends, twist, and attach to the center of the bottom of the U. Place on the parchment-lined sheets and let rise, uncovered, 15 to 20 minutes.

While they are rising, bring the baking soda + water in the pot to a boil. When the pretzels are risen, boil the pretzels in the water for about 3 minutes, turning once, til puffed a bit. Place on sheets and brush with eggwash.Bake at 450 degrees F for 8 to 10 minutes, or until golden brown. Brush with melted butter, and sprinkle with coarse salt

Enjoy!

Monday, April 6, 2009

On the Feast of St. William of Eskilsoe

When we were expecting our son, William, every medical professional who crossed our path counseled us that, at my age and with my history, I had "no business" bearing another child.

Good grief. (It gets old, ya know...)


But, coming from their perspective, I guess we understood their concern; they could only see the risk. But, it was no risk in our eyes; we knew God had the matter well in hand. So we smiled and nodded and told them we wouldn't sue them if the outcome was not perfect....

And a soon as we knew he was a little boy, we named our newest child William -- not for any of the great St. Williams in the history of the Church but, as a derivative standing for the phrase "Will of God." We had left our family size to His discretion, without caveats, long ago, and knew that our eleventh child's precious soul was on earth as a result of God's direct will. And it would be His will whether or not this little guy made it through to adulthood -- or even made it to just outside the womb.

We prayed he would make it. We prayed I would make it. We prayed that we'd both make it out, not only alive, but healthy. And it was God's will that we did. We're both here now, healthy and stinkin.



I'm not sure if any of those doctors who refused to call this little guy anything other than "the fetus" would change their mind about their original advice, seeing him now. Can you imagine? But it never worried us. We knew that, no matter what the outcome, leaving so important a thing in God's hands was no risk. And we're glad everything turned out the way it did ~ the way He'd planned all along. It was a hard road getting him here, but this child is the perfect example of crosses being blessings in disguise.

It's always good for us to remember that William's real moniker is Will of God.




We figure William can claim Christ the King Sunday as a name day, but we always give him the benefit of enjoying the namedays of all the St. Williams, too, including today's, William of Eskiloe, a saint special to the Catholic History of Denmark.

Happy Feast day to all the Williams out there!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Blizzards and Rainbows

You may have seen Denver's recent weather on the news. We've seen it on the news, too -- often more than we've seen it in real life. Here's the frustration and I expect it's no different than in any city: the weather guys predict a blizzard, we batten down the hatches, change our weekend plans (because it's almost always on the weekend), and prepare for the worst -- sometimes we actually do get a bit of a real blow, but most of the time we end up with just a bit of wind and a quarter inch of snow. They're like the boys who cry wolf, those weather guys. We don't blame them, of course; we know that God works in mysterious ways. So we've learned to take their dire warnings with a pinch of salt.

Which is sometimes good and sometimes not so good. You know what they say: prepare for the worst, hope for the best -- and don't get all bent out of shape if you dont' get what you hope for.

So, here in our neck of the woods, the Friday evening news was all about the big snowstorm that was coming. Advisories were posted all over the place: Blizzard Warning from midnight Friday until midnight Saturday. So, as usual, we checked our stores, made sure the animals were taken care of outside, and went to bed, skeptical. And sure enough, we woke up Saturday morning to a cloudy, windy, but snow-free day. Dan checked the weather at 6 am to check the advisories because we'd planned to go to Mass, but, regardless of the nonthreatening evidence right outside our windows, the blizzard warnings still flashed all over the weather sites, so we decided that discretion being the better part of valor, we ought to stay home. So we did that; we stayed home and waited for the blizzard.

We waited. And we waited.

And about 2:00 in the afternoon we decided it wasn't coming and we ought to salvage our Saturday plans. So, Michelle still not having an Easter dress, and me wanting my sister to help me remedy my two-tone hair with some Nice'n Easy, Shell and I bundled up and headed on into town. And, though it flurried off and on, and the wind was blowing pretty good, we saw no sign of a blizzard as we made it easily to Denver and traveled from store to store.

But, go figure -- about the time we were ready to head home, we got a call from my mom asking if we'd heard that I-70 had been closed and what were our plans for getting home.

You know that thing about our changeable Colorado weather ~ wait a while or walk a mile... Just because weather was fine in town didn't mean it was fine crossing the prairie back to our house. So Michelle and I got to spend the night at my sister's house last night. Which was fine. We had a great time! I got my hair done (Thanks, Nina!), and we got to watch one of her old vhs tapes from fifteen years ago when our Dominic was just a baby still ~ and in which I am made to feel suddenly very, very old...

But, then, there was a problem. When we came into town, we brought the minivan, so Dan, having no car seats, and not the space for all the children in his car (and not trusting the unreliable truck), needed me to come home and get them so the rest of the family wouldn't miss Mass. I-70 had opened, thankfully to local traffic by 6 am, so I made it easily home in time ~ to find out that Gabriel (4) had been throwing up this morning. So, I helped the little girls fix their hair, and stayed home with the two little boys.

And so begins my Palm Sunday: Prepared for the worst, thought we had the best (when the blizzard didn't materialize and we made it to town); found out we had the worst, made the best of it (when we couldn't get back home and got to spend the evening with my sister); thought we had the best (when the highway opened), found out it was worse (because Gabey is sick), and now making the best of it again (by having a semi-quiet morning to read and meditate).

As an aside: I keep finding "rainbows," these days. On my way east, back to our home, this morning, I got to watch the sun rise. Since the highway was closed to all but local traffic, I was the only one on the road. The sun was rising a big, hazy, pink ball, just visible through the thick blanket of clouds lying on the eastern horizon. I watched as it slowly made its way clear of the clouds, and when it finally did ~ it was spectacular! The ice storm yesterday had coated every blade of grass, every twig and every strand of fencing that borders the road, so that when the light of the morning sun touched it, the world looked like it was made of crystal. The light picked out every tiny point and the broad landscape, the miles of snow covered prairie, were tinged pink with the rising sun. It was glorious ~ so unexpected, and so fleeting! In only a matter of moments the sun had already melted the ice on almost everything and the pink haze turned white ~ and while it was still beautiful, the glory of it had gone ~ from view, anyway.


~*~
Most High, all-powerful, all-good Lord,
All praise is Yours, all glory, all honour and all blessings.
To you alone, Most High, do they belong,
and no mortal lips are worthy to pronounce Your Name.
Praised be You, my Lord, with all Your creatures,
especially Sir Brother Sun,
Who is the day through whom You give us light.
And he is beautiful and radiant with great splendour,
Of You Most High, he bears the likeness.

~ St. Francis of Assissi
Canticle of the Sun

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Palm Weaving

Like most Catholic families, we distribute part of Our Palm Sunday palms around the house, tucking them behind each of our crucifixes, but we always have some left over, since every person in the house brings at least one home.

Instead of bunching them up, this year we want to try something a little more special. We've seen some examples of the wonderful weaving projects that can be done to make unique palm "offerings" to place in front of our larger statues. There are many tutorials out there, but we liked this one from an Italian culture website, and here is another one that has a lot of patterns, but we couldn't get the pictures. Maybe you can.



Here's one of the palm creations shown on the Italian site. Isn't it awesome? We want to try this one. I'll let you know how that comes out.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Quick Takes Friday

1. Finally getting the good long drink it's needed with the long-awaited snow, the grass is greening up here in Colorado and the lilacs are budding. We needed a little bad weather to bring out the good stuff. Isn't that how life is sometimes?

There's a snow shovel parked outside my front door and a row of snowboots is lined up in front of our statue of the Blessed Mother -- Our Lady of the Boots... But spring is finally on it's way. We're sure now because the meadowlarks are singing. That's the sound of spring here on the high prairies. In spring the snow snows, the wind blows and the meadowlarks sing.

I've always liked the idea of naming our property and for years I thought it ought to be called Meadowlark Hill in honor of our cheerful birds. But, though, I still love the meadowlarks, I've changed my mind. When we decided to stay put instead of moving, it seemed like we needed to breathe a new spirit into the place, by thinking about things differently, moving things around, and shaking out the cobwebs.

So, we're fixing everything now to suit ourselves, not to suit a potential buyer. We're re-thinking our choice of kitchen flooring and waiting until we can afford what we want, for instance. We're re-working our storage, thinking big about our gardens, and -- in maybe the biggest mental and emotional shift of gears -- we decided that instead of "Meadowlark Hill," we're going to call our place "White O' Morn." Because it's the name of the cottage in my all-time favorite movie (Do you know which one that is?), it makes my heart lift just to say the words. When I think of our home now and put it together with the that phrase, "White O' Morn," I have a whole different feeling about it. Instead of playing to a western homestead feeling, we're now planning to capitalize on the cottage look of our home and plant English country gardens, complete with trellises and roses. And...


2. We're finally drawing up the official plans for the long-held dream of an old-fashioned Mary Garden! By saving all our pennies and nickels (and sometimes quarters) over the last few years, we've painlessly saved over $125 which will go toward an outdoor statue of the Blessed Mother to bless our garden. I'm hoping to find a good version of Our Lady of the Smile. We've downloaded reims of information on Mary gardens and made a folder of ideas and a wish list of plants. We'll break ground as soon as the weather clears! I'll take pictures and post as we go.
3. Here (below) is one example of a storage problem we solved just tonight. Back in the olden days, before Tempurpedics, we had a waterbed. (Didn't everybody?) We got rid of the waterbed ages ago, but saved the underdressers. (Nobody with ten children would ever consider throwing away storage like that, you know!) These drawers got good use down in the cellar, storing off season clothing and the occasional bag of dry beans, but we think they work even better here in Dan's closet. This is where our washer and dryer used to be! Can you believe that? We've not finished it out all the way yet, but don't they look like built-ins? Plenty of room for shoes on the top, too. We're just so tickled with ourselves. This re-purposing perfectly solves our dresser space issues. Why did it take us this long to figure this out?

4. We didn't grow up very crafty children in our family. It just wasn't my Mom's thing. I liked to draw and make things out of paper and bits of flotsam and jetsam, but didn't learn to sew (and then only marginally) until I was an adult, never learned to knit, and only embroidered and crocheted a smidgeon. Which is no big deal to me; I've done fine with the small skills I managed to get. But, I really do want to give my girls the opportunity to explore these crafts. So, every once in a while, we trot out the fiber arts materials and have a go at it.

The girls have done a little embroidery, but that's an art that really requires an enormous amount of concentration and detail orientation. They make pick it up again later, but right now it doesn't hold their interest. We've sewn together a couple of times and everyone seems to like playing with the sewing machine, but it makes me nervous using it, so it makes me more nervous when they use it. And there's so much to drag out -- and then put back away when we want to use the dining room table... But it's an important skill for the girls to have, so I'm sure we'll do more real sewing as time goes on. But today, we got some crochet hooks and made a stab at crocheting. So far both Theresa and Cathy have the chain stitch down and seem to really enjoy the tactile ease of it. Tomorrow we move on to the single stitch, though. Wish us luck.

5. This is a tactile exercise the girls don't need any coaching on. Twister is the game of choice here since we found this set at a thrift store for three bucks the other day. Talk about your simple, silly games!

6. Speaking of exercise... I really hate speaking of exercise, but I hate doing it even more. Isn't that awful? I was the most active kid, too, and all my children are perpetual motion machines, but there's just something about the concept of exercising as a means unto itself that gets my goat. It seems so... so... well, unnatural! It seems that if I'm going to exercise, it ought to be the by-product of some natural activity.

I understand that in our modern, sedentary world, it's necessary for us to contrive the motion that was a natural part of life in the olden days. Most of us, for instance, don't walk anywhere; we drive, of course. We drive to the gym so we can walk on a treadmill. We don't knead dough to make our own bread, or pitch hay into any haylofts, or wash our clothes on a washing board, so we lift weights and do aerobics instead. It makes sense in light of our modern world, I know, but it just seems so wrong. Being fit and trim should be the reward for hard work, not vanity. Does that sound weird? Yeah, I know it does. But, anyway, there you have it, my moral justification for not exercising.

Weak isn't it?

And the reason I'm twenty pounds overweight. That and peanut M&Ms...

I was curious, though, to see how much a housewife (ahem! Domestic Engineer) like me burns off in a typical day of domestic engineering and child chasing. Check this out.

I burn:

30 calories for each hour I just sat down and ate!

38 talking on the phone with my sister for 15 minutes

76 calories blogging for an hour -- or taking a 15 minute shower
146 calories for the total of about 15 minutes going up and down the stairs
153 calories driving the hour in to Mass
163 calories for an hour's worth of ironing
211 for an hour of miscellaneous housework
240 for a half hour of moving around children and furniture to vacuum
326 calories for my weekly Saturday afternoon mop-athon
393 for an hour's worth of gardening
537 for eight hours' sleep
672 calories for 5 hours studying/teaching (Gotta love that!)


So that's 3,417 calories burned, and that doesn't even even including the child chasing or the hay I pitched today!

(But, gee, seeing especially as how it's Lent, howcome I'm not losing any weight, I ask you?)
*Have some fun with the Calories-Burned Calculator by going here.

7.


When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.
~Antisthenes

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Cathy tells me...

...that the only problem with playing Our Lady of Lourdes is getting the flowers to stay on your feet when you're walking around. "It's a trick of Our Lady's I guess."