I love a good love story.
But, I don't enjoy it if it has: premarital shenanigans, adultery, divorce, same-sex marriage, broken families, murder, bad language, a key character dying in the end, or vampires.
Isn't that pitiful?
Seriously. It's pitiful.
Because the fact is that eternal love exists even without a vampire lover doomed to an eternity of angst. The best examples of the real thing are not written for the big screen. And they are better than in the movies.