Heehee!  

Had to share this one in case anyone didn't get the forward on Facebook.

Boy, would this have come in handy a few short years ago!

Now-a-days, though, I'd replace the child carrier with a pouch for my reader glasses and extra holy cards, rosaries, and chapel veils to supply the kidlets -- and since I really wouldn't bring Starbux into Mass with me, maybe a little pocket for a five-hour-energy...